TAOISM: Shit Happens
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens ls It Really Shit?
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens On Saturday
PROTESTANTISM: Shit Won´t Happen if I Work Harder
CATHOLICISM: If Happens, I Deserve It
JEHOVAH´S WITNESS: Knock, Knock, ‘Shit Happens‘
JUDAISM: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me ?
HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
ATHEISM: No Shit
T. V. EVANGELISM: Send More Shit
RASTAFARIANISM: Let´s Smoke This Shit
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SATANISM: If you go to someone's nerves then shit can happen.